Cleaning jokes! Funny!!
Here at Maid Service Arlington we take cleaning very seriously indeed. And that’s why our customers come back to us time and again. They love our professional services and the joy of returning to a neat, tidy home—dust gone, gleaming surfaces and a fresh aroma.
But the Maid Service Arlington peeps have a sense of humor too. We thought we’d share our best cleaning jokes with you…
Enjoy!
Cleaning jokes
What’s my favorite thing to do? Cleaning up messes I didn’t make. And that’s why I became a mom.
This is not a dirty home—it’s museum and everything is perfectly preserved.
A clean house is the sign of no internet connection. Or that the TV has blown up.
Cleaning with children is like brushing your teeth while eating a Snickers bar.
You never know what you have… until your clean out your room.
Mystery people
Based on the amount of laundry in the basket, I need to assume there are people living in this house I don’t know about.
You know what would make cleaning more fun? A maid. (Or Maid Service Arlington… :))
I tried that Japanese de-cluttering trick when you pick up your items, ask if they spark joy and throw away anything that doesn’t. I threw out all the vegetables and the electricity bill.
Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me do it for HOURS.
Oh, I love cleaning up after everyone else. Said no-one in the world ever.
Comparisonitus
Instead of cleaning my house, I watch an episode of Hoarders and think, “Wow. My house looks GREAT.”
A husband is someone who when he takes the trash out gives the impression he’s just cleaned the whole house and sacrificed watching the baseball at the same time.
My house isn’t messy—I’ve safety-proofed it by setting up traps for would-be burglars.
I feel like I should clean the house. So I’m going to lie down, take deep breaths and wait until the feeling passes.
Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s me or the house!
Here at Budget Maids we provide super-serious cleaning services in Oakton, a maid service in Arlington or cleaning services in Potomac and surrounds, and more. Why not give us a call today and let us help you ensure your house clean, giving you time to find more things to laugh at?!
With thanks to Cleaning Humor on Pinterest.
